"head of crowd control for "Big Bang Theory" and "Young Sheldon""
The guards discuss the legendary 'slap heard around the world' where Oscar Isaac allegedly slapped Jessica Alba backstage at the Oscars, overshadowing the Will Smith incident.
"Where was he when the slap that was heard around the world?"
"Will Smith's thing really overplayed the Jessica Alba Oscar Isaac slap."
Travis explains his role as a 'street man' sitting outside sets. The group discusses a security guard Facebook group and a legendary guard named Sylvester Crump who failed to stop Oscar Isaac from slapping Jessica Alba.
"I'm talking about the moment Oscar Isaac slapped Jessica Alba backstage."
"Will Smith's thing really overplayed the Jessica Alba Oscar Isaac slap."
Bev explains that Martha Stewart's fans are called 'Cookies' due to a 1999 squatter incident. Travis reveals he is dating Larry Bird, who joined the security game after retiring from basketball.
"The year of the Santa Barbara cookie killer."
"Is the opposite of a security guard a basketball player?"
Bev discusses her 'friendship' with Martha Stewart, including visiting her in prison. She shows off a massive Samsung Galaxy phone Martha gifted her, which is as big as a human leg.
"I did get to go to conjugal visit with her a couple times."
"I want a phone as big as my leg."
Alex discusses starting in security at age 13 on the Big Bang Theory lot and her current role managing the 'rabid' crowds of Young Sheldon.
"I don't like the fans getting too close."
Leroy reveals he has a Google Glass implanted in his eye and is forced to sign NDAs every two weeks to cover for Addison Rae's wild lifestyle.
Bev recounts a dark security secret involving Martha Stewart fans known as 'Cookies' and a serial killer who targeted women with Tupperware.