"security who sits outside shoot locations"
The security guards discuss the 'tragic' moment Oscar Isaac slapped Jessica Alba at the Oscars, claiming Will Smith's slap overplayed the real drama.
"Will Smith's thing really overplayed the Jessica Alba Oscar Isaac slap."
"Nowhere on his badge did it say security."
The guards discuss the legendary 'slap heard around the world' where Oscar Isaac allegedly slapped Jessica Alba backstage at the Oscars, overshadowing the Will Smith incident.
"Where was he when the slap that was heard around the world?"
"Will Smith's thing really overplayed the Jessica Alba Oscar Isaac slap."
Leroy describes the grueling 24/7 schedule of Addison Rae, including fake midnight clubbing and his role as a surrogate stepdad to her boyfriends.
"Basically, she's kind of like leading a cult, if you will."
"I feel like a stepdad, but her parents have died, and somehow I got custody."
Travis explains his role as a 'street man' sitting outside sets. The group discusses a security guard Facebook group and a legendary guard named Sylvester Crump who failed to stop Oscar Isaac from slapping Jessica Alba.
"I'm talking about the moment Oscar Isaac slapped Jessica Alba backstage."
"Will Smith's thing really overplayed the Jessica Alba Oscar Isaac slap."
Bev explains that Martha Stewart's fans are called 'Cookies' due to a 1999 squatter incident. Travis reveals he is dating Larry Bird, who joined the security game after retiring from basketball.
"The year of the Santa Barbara cookie killer."
"Is the opposite of a security guard a basketball player?"
Travis explains his specialized role sitting in a chair outside sets to deter 'women perverts' from trying to witness the filming of sex scenes.