"security for Addison Rae"
The security guards discuss the 'tragic' moment Oscar Isaac slapped Jessica Alba at the Oscars, claiming Will Smith's slap overplayed the real drama.
"Will Smith's thing really overplayed the Jessica Alba Oscar Isaac slap."
"Nowhere on his badge did it say security."
The guards discuss the legendary 'slap heard around the world' where Oscar Isaac allegedly slapped Jessica Alba backstage at the Oscars, overshadowing the Will Smith incident.
"Where was he when the slap that was heard around the world?"
"Will Smith's thing really overplayed the Jessica Alba Oscar Isaac slap."
Leroy describes the grueling 24/7 schedule of Addison Rae, including fake midnight clubbing and his role as a surrogate stepdad to her boyfriends.
"Basically, she's kind of like leading a cult, if you will."
"I feel like a stepdad, but her parents have died, and somehow I got custody."
Travis explains his role as a 'street man' sitting outside sets. The group discusses a security guard Facebook group and a legendary guard named Sylvester Crump who failed to stop Oscar Isaac from slapping Jessica Alba.
"I'm talking about the moment Oscar Isaac slapped Jessica Alba backstage."
"Will Smith's thing really overplayed the Jessica Alba Oscar Isaac slap."
Bev reveals she is Martha Stewart's exact size and often acts as her body double for lighting tests. She recounts a surreal moment where they saw each other changing and realized they were the same person.
"If I ever need to take a bullet for her, I just know to mimic her exactly."
"We said at the same time, 'We're the same.'"
Alex discusses starting in security at age 13 on the Big Bang Theory lot and her current role managing the 'rabid' crowds of Young Sheldon.
"I don't like the fans getting too close."
Bev reveals she is Martha Stewart's exact size and once trauma-bonded with her after a shared shower incident following a Molly-fueled trip to Coachella.
Leroy reveals he has a Google Glass implanted in his eye and is forced to sign NDAs every two weeks to cover for Addison Rae's wild lifestyle.
Bev recounts a dark security secret involving Martha Stewart fans known as 'Cookies' and a serial killer who targeted women with Tupperware.