Viv Tracy

"Who thinkkest the fridge is emptier than thine mind, dear boy?"

"More like the Hector Berry Tales that's derivative of earlier works."

"Who wants to see the photo of a child I took at the park?"

"Meditation time on the left."

"Squeeze a little stuff in a cup. Let me have it. Let me leave with it."

"I'm just kind of asking for a little bit of a an example specimen."

"It is Senator Lindsey Graham."

"We said Walton Goggins and they said Steve Bannon."

"The exact middle between John Goodman and Lindsey Graham."

"I have to wear the new merkin thing. I'm in the new merkin."

"Nike is making tap shoes now."

"One grain of salt can tip the scales."

"Yo, you reached the boner phone. What the hell is up?"

"It just means a lot to me to find community as a man these days."

"I'm doing a brand deal with Fashion Nova men."

"It is the Blackfish was a hoax float, paid for by none other than SeaWorld and the good guys at OpenAI."

"Adele will be singing Amazing Grace, but only the middle part harmony."

"Zachary Levi on the Ozempic float singing Proud to be an American."

"Would you do us the honor of being Santa and Mrs. Claus on the final Thanksgiving parade float?"

"I still get to hold the Labubu balloon, right?"

"Oh shit, I think I'm giving birth!"

"Addison Rae singing Oat Holy Night on her big old Oatly float."

"You've been drafted to America. Macy's America."

"I'm not poisoning stand-ins. No, I'm inviting them to my house for food. I'm just bad at making food."

"So you are also dosing diseases?"

"Haley Bieber told us that this is what she's doing, and it's called PooPourri, so we're doing it."

"Every sentence with Haley is a new sentence."

"I motion captured for the first time in Roblox history."

"His Sally is going to be Plankton."

"Fish is a day one food. Fish is an on the day food, right? It's not really a leftover food."

"Bobby is transitioning to becoming an AI program."

"We asked it to build itself and it's almost there."

"What it can't really do is move."

"I can't wait to make this robot learn how to suck my dick right."

"I sent the email to a retirement home and a bunch of old men showed up."

"They were hungry and opinionated."

"The mystery is clues that reveal the theme which is wet Christmas."

"Whenever they get a whiff of unionization, don't do that."

"Sometimes I think you two are bad at your job."

"Every week it's a new app to a way."

"LooseRope. It's like Slack."

"Doesn't that just feel like you guys are going to have a balloon full of dicks?"

"If it's a Word document, you can't put a dick in there. There's no way."

"The theme is wet. Yes. Wet Christmas."

"The killer is the theme: Wet Christmas."

"They were just kind of doctoring it and painting it like Minnie's polka dots and then putting a bow on it."

"If you squint your eyes and if you look at this balloon, you will notice that it is Minnie Mouse."

"Fall up your fall with HelloFresh's fall recipes."

"That's like making muffins, but bagels is harder."