Netflix Reality Stars Tell All | Improvised Roundtables Ep 83
Cast & Characters (4)
Bits & Timeline (12)
Netflix Reality Cinematic Universe Rules
The cast introduces 'Netflix is Doing Something,' a crossover show with incomprehensible rules involving multipliers, 'hot dollars,' and penalties for having sex based on one's attractiveness level.
"It's the Netflix reality show Cinematic Universe and we're all together."
"If you're ugly and you have some sex, they don't take away as many nickels because your stock is not as high."
Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder?
Condor explains his previous show where contestants had to meet their potential spouses from half a mile away, leading to viral memes of him walking and screaming across Manchester.
"Am I about to marry an ant? Because she was so far away."
"They don't give you a phone until episode four. Yeah, we were screaming at each other."
Love is Postpartum and the Dude Room
Grayson describes a show where men unknowingly dated women suffering from postpartum depression. The men spent most of their time in a 'lit' dude room playing pickleball while the women were in a dark, candlelit room.
"They wanted to see if we could breastfeed a puppy."
"The postpartum room looked really, really, really hard."
Married at First Sight in 45 Seconds
Chelsea details her ultra-speed dating show that was originally produced for taxi cab screens, where dates lasted only seconds and contestants were surveyed by Uber drivers.
"The actual dating portion lasted, I want to say, three minutes out of fifty."
"I heard that's the origin of Firefly Lane. Firefly Lane got picked up in the back of a taxi."
White House vs. Restaurant vs. Hospital Dating
Kylier introduces her show's premise where professionals from three specific industries date each other, leading to a discussion about the 'magnetic' twist that stripped the cast naked.
"I was on the show White House versus Restaurant versus Hospital dating."
"Nick Lachey goes, 'Drop the uniform.'"
"Magnets don't take clothes off, but they did. This was a cloth magnet."
The Avengers of Netflix Reality Shows
The cast discusses their shared universe, comparing their crossover to the Avengers, while confusing Marvel characters with Tony Starkey and Headpool.
"This reminds me of all the movies that led up to the Avengers."
"I think Headpool is Deadpool's brother."
"Do you guys talk to gay people?"
Which Thing is Soup?
Condor describes his favorite show where contestants guess if objects are soup, noting the difficulty of opaque metal pots and the technicality that water is soup.
"Technically water's a soup and it's like, shut up."
"One of them would have like a rabbit in it and the other one would have soup."
The Secret Drug Ring and Hot Dollars
Chelsea reveals that the cast started a secret drug ring using 'Hot Dollars' and doing whip-its before confessionals, which may have been a producer plant.
"We use hot dollars and then we start a secret drug ring."
"You could tell you're doing whip-its before your confessionals."
Surf's Up: The Mythical Dating Show
Condor describes his new spinoff show where he searches for women in the water, featuring stylistic shots of sirens and a promo where a lifeguard clears the beach because 'there's women in the water.'
"They tell me there's women in the water and if I can find them then I could marry them."
"I loved the promo with the lifeguard going there's women in the water!"
"I think I saw shadows of sirens singing."
The Jubilee Card and Hot Dollars
The cast recalls the confusing mechanics of their show, involving Jubilee cards, skip cards, and 'Hot Dollars' which were used for excursions like flying around the Fort Lauderdale airport.
"I won a jubilee card and I gave it to Natasha and she used a skip card."
"At the end we got hot dollars and we also got hot dogs."
"It was like an excursion that people with like 50 hot dollars went on."
The Immunity Condom and the Magic Mirror
Grayson describes finding an 'immunity condom' inside a taco and using it to hook up with Vanessa Lachey, while Chelsea recalls watching herself hook up with Joey from The Circle in a magic mirror.
"I found the immunity condom in the taco I was eating."
"I hooked up with Joey from The Circle in a magic mirror."
"I didn't realize that the immunity condom wasn't an item, it was just what they were calling the food."
The Mario Party Finale and the Mayor
The group describes the final episode which functioned like a Mario Party board game, featuring Joni Mitchell, the Boy Scouts, and a mysterious Mayor of Fort Lauderdale who explains the universe.
"It felt like the end of a Mario Party game where it's just like hidden stars here."
"The Boy Scouts of America came in and then Joni Mitchell came out."
"If you had done well enough on the board you got to meet the mayor and he'd tell you how the universe was constructed."