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Oscar Snubs Panel

#35Audiostandard
Feb 11, 2022·45m
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Stage Premise:

Would you like to hear a panel of actors who were nominated for Academy Awards? Well, you're out of luck. Listen in to our illuminating conversation between four actors who were snubbed from this years' Oscar nominations.

Cast & Characters (4)

Judy Bumpkin
Angela GiarratanaasJudy Bumpkin
Sarah Jodie
Kylie BrakemanasSarah Jodie
Dookie Mandankus
Jeremy CulhaneasDookie Mandankus
Artie Chalet
Patrick McDonaldasArtie Chalet

Bits & Timeline (11)

1:08 (1m 12s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

The 2022 Oscar Snubs Roll Call

A panel of overlooked artists introduce their failed projects, including a bidet-themed biopic and a Civil War drama set during the Great Depression.

"In England, when a performance is good, we say it is shrilling."

"It was about an inner-city school teacher during the Great Depression, but also set during the Civil War."

Artie Chalet (Patrick McDonald)Dookie Mandankus (Jeremy Culhane)Judy Bumpkin (Angela Giarratana)Sarah Jodie (Kylie Brakeman)
#Awards Season#Biopics#Method Acting
13:06 (1m 48s)
ESCALATION

The Construction Paper Breakthrough

Artie Chalet defends his 36-hour biopic about Eric Carle, which consists mostly of scissor sounds and wide shots from the perspective of a bear.

"AARP Magazine called it the number one movie to check your phone to."

"We did use the scissor sound as dialogue."

Artie Chalet (Patrick McDonald)Dookie Mandankus (Jeremy Culhane)Sarah Jodie (Kylie Brakeman)Judy Bumpkin (Angela Giarratana)
#Cinematography#Sound Design#Children's Literature
27:30 (4m 23s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

Dookie's Viral Vase Incident

Dookie Mandankus explains how his serious song 'Far From Alone' became a TikTok meme after a behind-the-scenes clip leaked of him breaking a vase with his face.

"A vase, a vase, I broke a vase with my face!"

"It became the new 'Oh no, our table, it's broken.'"

"They call me Sarah Jody Never Gonna Get An Oscar."

Dookie Mandankus (Jeremy Culhane)Artie Chalet (Patrick McDonald)Sarah Jodie (Kylie Brakeman)Judy Bumpkin (Angela Giarratana)
#Social Media#Memes#Viral Marketing
31:53 (1m 48s)
ESCALATION

The 36-Hour Construction Paper Biopic

Artie Chalet discusses his role as Eric Carle in 'Brown Bear, Brown Bear,' a film consisting mostly of scissor sounds and wide shots from the perspective of a bear.

"We did use the scissor sound as dialogue."

"AARP Magazine called it the number one movie to check your phone to."

"It was from the point of view of a bear."

Artie Chalet (Patrick McDonald)Dookie Mandankus (Jeremy Culhane)Judy Bumpkin (Angela Giarratana)Sarah Jodie (Kylie Brakeman)
#Experimental Film#Children's Literature#Directing
39:30 (34s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

The Biopic of the Hungry Caterpillar Author

Artie Chalet discusses his biopic of Eric Carle, titled 'Brown Bear, Brown Bear', which focuses on a 36-hour period of paper cutting and scissor sounds.

"This movie was basically about over a 36-hour period where he created Brown Bear, Brown Bear."

Artie Chalet (Patrick McDonald)Dookie Mandankus (Jeremy Culhane)
#Biopic#Publishing#Oscar Bait
40:10 (34s)
ESCALATION

O Teacher! My Teacher! Civil War Depression Drama

Sarah Jodie presents a clip from her film which confusingly takes place during both the Civil War and the Great Depression, featuring a student named John and a dead son.

"I can't believe it's both the Civil War and the Great Depression."

Sarah Jodie (Kylie Brakeman)Dookie Mandankus (Jeremy Culhane)
#Period Piece#Screenwriting#TikTok Editing
45:00 (44s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

Shrilling Performances and British Slang

Judy Bumpkin explains that in England, a good performance is described as 'shrilling' rather than 'thrilling', defending her snubbed bidet biopic.

"In England, when a performance is good, we say it is shrilling."

Judy Bumpkin (Angela Giarratana)Dookie Mandankus (Jeremy Culhane)
#Dialect#Acting Theory#International Film