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9Carol's Mercenary Sound Work with Daniel Craig
Carol describes his 'run and gun' approach to sound recording, revealing that he intentionally left a mic pack on Daniel Craig in the bathroom to listen to him hum while he pees.
"I'm a mercenary for sound."
"He hums a lot when he's in the bathroom when he pees."
"I had enough time to turn it off but I didn't."
Carol's Accidental Murder Confession
While attempting to role-play a hypothetical scenario, Carol accidentally describes the exact details of how he murdered a crew member with a heavy boom mic knife.
"That knife was too heavy on that boom mic."
"Oh shit, she's still alive. Just hit it again."
"That's how I spent one of the murders."
In Memoriam: The YouTube Birth Video
The survivors watch a low-budget memorial video they made at the 'birth of YouTube' for the crew members who died during the production of Farmhouse.
"We came back at the birth of YouTube and we made this video."
"Spencer Davidson, pyrotechnics."
"Happy Birthday YouTube!"
The Sanborn Family Tradition of Half-Assing It
Carol explains his family's history of poor craftsmanship, including a Miami apartment building collapse caused by his carpenter parents' negligence.
"I've carried on the Sanborn traditions of half-assing it from way back when."
"The one that collapsed on everybody and killed everybody? That was my parents."
"I did buy a can of Thompson's Water Seal, but I just didn't get around to putting it on."
The Final Murder Confessions
As the podcast ends, the panelists casually admit to various murders on set, including the death of the man in the snowman suit, before deciding to kill the studio staff.
"I did chop up that girl."
"It was me who put Sean in the snowman suit."
"We have to kill the people running this podcast studio now."
The Little Cody Press Junket Gambit
Director Dan Dallas explains his legal strategy of pretending to be a character named 'Little Cody' during press junkets to avoid answering for the tragedies on set.
"It's Jeff Dunham rules. You're not being racist, it's the doll."
"Little Cody is one of the most ignorant little children I've ever met."
Smurf-Face and the Snowman Murder
Jon Duggery discusses his role as 'The Bad Guy' which required layers of blue tree sap paint, while the group clarifies that a crew member's death was initially reported as an 'inflatable snowman falling apart'.
"We kept referring to it as this inflatable snowman that fell apart when in fact it was a human being."
"That tree sap smelled like a cat's vagina."
The Voice of the Demon Cow
Chapel Scott reveals she was the live on-set voice of the 'Scary Ugly Demon Cow', often screaming while riding on the boom operator's shoulders to achieve the right sound quality.
"I'm the voice of the scary scary ugly demon cow in Farmhouse."
"I think Lars von Trier absolutely ripped off Farmhouse 3."
The Cast and Crew of Farmhouse 4 Reunite
The survivors of the 80s slasher film 'Farmhouse 4' gather to discuss the healing process and the bizarre tragedies that occurred during production.
"Grab your friends, grab your pitchforks, and let's listen in."