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10Carol's Mercenary Sound Work with Daniel Craig
Carol describes his 'run and gun' approach to sound recording, revealing that he intentionally left a mic pack on Daniel Craig in the bathroom to listen to him hum while he pees.
"I'm a mercenary for sound."
"He hums a lot when he's in the bathroom when he pees."
"I had enough time to turn it off but I didn't."
The Prop Master's Murderous Inventory
Gloria Squink reveals that many of her props were actually used as murder weapons during the production, including a tie-dye t-shirt and a chainsaw.
"14 people died during the making of this movie."
"They're finding all of your props in these people's bodies."
"Some people were strangled with a tie-dye T-shirt."
Alibis and Confessions 'Just for Funsies'
The group attempts to establish alibis for the various on-set murders, using the legal loophole that anything said 'just for funsies' cannot be used as a confession in court.
"Nothing for fun can be used for crime."
"I once robbed a bank just for funsies when I was in my very early 20s."
"It doesn't count as a confession if it's in an icebreaker exercise."
In Memoriam: The YouTube Birth Video
The survivors watch a low-budget memorial video they made at the 'birth of YouTube' for the crew members who died during the production of Farmhouse.
"We came back at the birth of YouTube and we made this video."
"Spencer Davidson, pyrotechnics."
"Happy Birthday YouTube!"
The Sanborn Family Tradition of Half-Assing It
Carol explains his family's history of poor craftsmanship, including a Miami apartment building collapse caused by his carpenter parents' negligence.
"I've carried on the Sanborn traditions of half-assing it from way back when."
"The one that collapsed on everybody and killed everybody? That was my parents."
"I did buy a can of Thompson's Water Seal, but I just didn't get around to putting it on."
The Final Murder Confessions
As the podcast ends, the panelists casually admit to various murders on set, including the death of the man in the snowman suit, before deciding to kill the studio staff.
"I did chop up that girl."
"It was me who put Sean in the snowman suit."
"We have to kill the people running this podcast studio now."
The Little Cody Press Junket Gambit
Director Dan Dallas explains his legal strategy of pretending to be a character named 'Little Cody' during press junkets to avoid answering for the tragedies on set.
"It's Jeff Dunham rules. You're not being racist, it's the doll."
"Little Cody is one of the most ignorant little children I've ever met."
The Pinball Machine Easter Egg Obsession
Dan Dallas reveals his directorial signature: placing a pinball machine in every shot, even on a desolate dock during a town-wide blackout.
"It was the Baywatch machine, but the thing about it was a blackout throughout the whole town."
"I'd say it's more of like a goose egg or a dinosaur egg because it's very obvious."
The Voice of the Demon Cow
Chapel Scott reveals she was the live on-set voice of the 'Scary Ugly Demon Cow', often screaming while riding on the boom operator's shoulders to achieve the right sound quality.
"I'm the voice of the scary scary ugly demon cow in Farmhouse."
"I think Lars von Trier absolutely ripped off Farmhouse 3."
The Cast and Crew of Farmhouse 4 Reunite
The survivors of the 80s slasher film 'Farmhouse 4' gather to discuss the healing process and the bizarre tragedies that occurred during production.
"Grab your friends, grab your pitchforks, and let's listen in."