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8The Monk of the Kitchen and the Invention of Brussels
Jean-Claude Chlo# Sevigny claims to be a practicing Buddhist monk with a line of garlic salt and a book about screaming at meat. He also claims that Brussels sprouts were just called 'sprouts' before Brussels was invented.
"Brussel had not yet even been invented."
"The screaming monk's guide to screaming at your meat."
The Sandy Toad Lady's Frozen Frog Leg Empire
Destiny Pott introduces her 'Sandy Toad Lady' brand, which targets working mothers who wish they were in a Nancy Meyers movie. Her signature dish is a microwaveable frog leg steamer bowl.
"I'm the chef that's sold out. Okay. The Sandy Toad lady."
"French women love sandy toad lady."
"Frozen steam tower frog legs in a steamer bowl from the sandy toad lady."
Destiny Pott's Explicit Nantucket Marriage
Destiny Pott defends her husband Tyrone's sexuality and announces their new venture, 'OnlyFlans,' which features explicit content involving sweaty creme brulee.
"My husband is straight and I make him so erect."
"We're starting an only flance."
"Flan is what you call sweaty creme brulee."
Jean-Claude Chloë Sevigny and the Tesla Diner
Jean-Claude Chloë Sevigny discusses his career, including his current role at the Tesla Diner where he serves $22 grilled cheese to 'assholes' and practices 'extra cruelty' on foie gras.
"We do extra cruelty on the foie gras."
"I call it silly English."
"Assholes who want $22 grilled cheese."
The Swiss Morning Show Meltdown
The panel reviews a clip of Jean-Claude Chloë Sevigny's 1980s appearance on a Swiss morning show, which ended in a cocaine-fueled profanity-laden outburst against the hosts.
"Fuck you, you motherfucking Swiss fuck!"
"The Swiss are really they are on that button."
Jennifer Boil's Gumbo on a Plane
Jennifer Boil reminisces about the freedom of pre-9/11 travel, specifically the ability to bring a massive pot of 'goofy soup' (gumbo) directly onto an airplane.
"I brought a bowl of goofy soup right on the plane."
"You put a big pot on the conveyor belt."
"This airplane food is not good."
The Erotic Art of Seasoning a Panelist
Jean-Claude Chloë Sevigny attempts to 'season' Jennifer Boil with invisible cayenne pepper, leading to a discussion about the sexual nature of ingredients and cooking shows on PBS.
"Are you seasoning her? Don't season her"
"I made love to the ingredient"
"You get a little too worked up on PBS and suddenly the kid cannot watch you anymore"
The Shared Chef Fever Dream of Flavor Town
The panel discovers they all share a recurring nightmare involving a sentient lasagna conductor, a meatball that won't give directions, and a Sisyphean climb up Mashed Potato Hill.
"Flavor Town is like back rooms for chefs"
"The conductor of that train that's a chicken wing is a lasagna standing up"
"I put on paninis as snowshoes"